Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 8)
Season 2, Episode 15: "Princess Party"
Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"
Jay: Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "Slow Down Your Neighbors"
Jay [to Gloria]: There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [on Gloria and Manny's lack of bike-riding skills]: Two thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Dance Dance Revelation"
Jay [to Manny and Luke]: Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, you start answering the phone, and people don't think you're ladies.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What does that mean?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Manny Get Your Gun"
Jay [on Gloria]: You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, she'd have learned to move a little bit faster.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: I'm just saying you were never much of a kid. And that's a good thing 'cause I never liked kids.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 7: "Chirp"
Manny: Where did I hear that siren?
Jay: That was your mother screaming.
Gloria: I wasn't that bad.
Jay: Cars were pulling over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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