Jeff Barnes Quotes
Season 5, Episode 11: "Chuck Versus the Bullet Train"
Jeff: Behold the flames of destiny! Haha.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jeff: In my previous state of impairment, I wouldn't have cared or noticed that Grimes's woman - forgive me, not PC, Grimes's significant other - was just taken at gun point.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Kept Man"
Jeff: It's not always easy to trick a mental patient.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "Chuck vs. The Santa Suit"
Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 23: "Chuck Versus the Last Details"
Jeff: We have nip slips...of Chuck.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 19: "Chuck Versus the Muuurder"
Jeff: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lester: Did you feel that?
Jeff: I haven't felt anything in years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Chuck Versus the Push Mix"
Lester: We're shaping the youth of America!
Jeffrey: I'm not allowed to that anymore.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "Chuck Versus Phase Three"
Jeff: Four words...my abscess, Lester's gout.
Lester: Medical consult for tech expertise...you in?
Awesome: Yeah, anything for Ellie.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Chuck Versus The Fear of Death"
Jeff: Black forest ham on honey oat with chipotle sauce, banana peppers, and jalapenos?
Lester: See? No Buy More employee eats that sophisticated.
• Rating: Unrated
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