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Behold the flames of destiny! Haha.

In my previous state of impairment, I wouldn't have cared or noticed that Grimes's woman - forgive me, not PC, Grimes's significant other - was just taken at gun point.

It's not always easy to trick a mental patient.

Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.

We have nip slips...of Chuck.

Jeff: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet.

Lester: Did you feel that?
Jeff: I haven't felt anything in years.

Lester: We're shaping the youth of America!
Jeffrey: I'm not allowed to that anymore.

Jeff: Four words...my abscess, Lester's gout.
Lester: Medical consult for tech expertise...you in?
Awesome: Yeah, anything for Ellie.

Jeff: Black forest ham on honey oat with chipotle sauce, banana peppers, and jalapenos?
Lester: See? No Buy More employee eats that sophisticated.

Lester: That new Greta just disappeared into thin air.
Jeff: I've seen her do that before. I thought it was just in my head. She also has a tail.
Lester: Yeah, that is in your head.

My life would be a never ending Cialis commercial if I had her.

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Chuck Quotes

Keep talking, Commy, it's party time.

Casey

The Ring...amateurs.

Edgar

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait it out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes