Jeff Barnes Quotes
Nothing I won't do for 30 dollars and a sandwich...or just a sandwich.
I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. Maybe we could sprinkle some cold, dead ones in here.
We wake up in some of the best dumpsters in the city.
Casey: In an alley, 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff: Don't worry Casey. I know that dumpster.
Rumor has it you're pregnant. Is there room in that womb for two?
Lester: Do you ever miss Ace of Base?
Jeff: Always.
Big Mike: What are you thinking?
Jeff: Pineapple
Jeff: That's my dream come true: Ellie is exactly like Chuck but with lady parts.
You're leaving me with home appliances? It's filled with lumpy housewives... my favorite.
Attention Mr. and Mrs. whatever your last name is.
Jeff: Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Lester: If only they did Jeffery. You're very prolific. You're the Picasso of creepiness.
Jeff: It's true and this is my Blue Period.
Jeff [about Casey]: He's a monster.
Lester: Like Jeff, only undulled by drink or drug and he's more dangerous for it.
