Curb Your Enthusiasm

Jeff Greene Quotes (Page 4)

Larry: He implied that I was lying about my step-father.
Jeff: You don't have a step-father!
Larry: But I didn't like the implication
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Lucy: Here's to The Vagina Monologues.
Jeff: Hey, here's to the vagina
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Jeff: [My mom] said, "Larry felt my bosom, and held it there for several seconds"
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Larry: Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick!
Jeff: It's what she thinks. What can I say? Sweet dreams.
Larry: "Sweet dreams". I'll dream about f**king your mother. "Sweet dreams".
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Jeff: Do you know what 'Indian giving' is?
Larry: Yes, I know what it's called. It's a very racist term, but I'm okay with it
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Larry: I need a letter of apology from your friend.
Jeff: Retraction, retraction!
Larry: Retraction? What are they going to say? "We're sorry we called her a c**t, we meant 'aunt.'"
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Jeff: How did she die?
Larry: Killed herself.
Jeff: No, she didn't!
Larry: Killed herself!
Jeff: Why?
Larry: Why? Nobody knows, she didn't leave a note. That is so rude, isn't that?
Jeff: That is really rude
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Larry: What'd you pay for this?
Jeff: It's personal.
Larry: "Personal?" What are you, insane?
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Jeff: You never congratulated me on my new car.
Larry: What, are you kidding?
Jeff: No, I'm not kidding. I was pretty hurt by it.
Larry: I never congratulated your new car?
Jeff: I was hurt by it
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Jeff: If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac
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