Jeff Winger Quotes
Season 4, Episode 12: "Heroic Origins"
Jeff: Abed, we don't have origin stories, we have lives. At least...yup, just me.
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Season 4, Episode 11: "Basic Human Anatomy"
Dean Pelton: Which is to say that having Jeffrey inside of me-
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone!
Dean Pelton: -was wrong. To have Jeffrey inside of me.
• Rating: Unrated
Shirley: Is this a bad time?
Dean Pelton (speaking as Jeff): I'm at Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum, so yeah, I'd say it's half past suck.
• Rating: Unrated
Maintenance Guy: Sorry, routine light switch check.
Jeff: That is not a thing!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: Stay alive...or don't!
Pierce: I'm on it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Holy makes-complete-sense-at-this-school!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Intro to Knots"
Britta: So you just left your section blank.
Jeff: No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to "War (What Is It Good For)."
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: It's Macallan 18. I like to serve it neat, if that's okay with you.
Professor Cornwallis: What, in America? Don't you mix it with cherry pop or Monterey Jack cheese?
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: You ruined Christmas dinner so that you could be crowned the smartest person at the dumbest school?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Intro to Felt Surrogacy"
Jeff: So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.
• Rating: Unrated
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