Community

Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 10)

Jeff: Oh Abed. Will your reality ever come out on Blu-Ray so we can enjoy it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: You guys think I'm some sort of a joke!
Jeff: This isn't disproving the theory
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: If you're lying to me, if my father isn't coming, if a car pulls up and anyone other than my father steps out, say an actor or you in a wig, if you pull any Ferris Bueller, Parent Trap, Three's Company, FX, FX2: the Deadly Art of Illusion bull--- I will beat you. And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Jeff, what do you do when you and your best friend want to ask the same girl to Valentine's Day but neither of you have dibs 'cause both of you fell in love with her at the first sight?
Jeff: Well, I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things, but it's good you brought this to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Pierce, take it from an expert. These people are just outside your heart. Let them in, before it's too late.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: What is it about me that make broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumbasses to help you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: I don't like being excluded Jeff. Do you?
Jeff: Yes!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jeff: What am I not good at?
Britta: Sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!