Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 11)
Season 2, Episode 12: "Asian Population Studies"
Jeff: Oh I'm serious, baby. I am Yahoo Serious. I'm Serious FM. Welcome to the world serious of seriousness sponsored by Honey Nut Seerioes.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Jeff: Is it Jean Claude van Overbite?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: That's before he started using his name as a pun. It's making me so Changry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 11: "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas"
Abed: Everyone be perfectly sincere. Humbugs are attracted to sarcasm.
Jeff: Wow. Somewhere out there Tim Burton just got a boner.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: If I can find the meaning of Christmas, everything will go back to normal.
Jeff: Asterisk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Mixology Certifiction"
Troy: I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, and I just found out you guys are just as dumb as me.
Britta: Da doi.
Jeff: Yeah. Da doi.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Jeff: There's a place at Third and Water. It's fun, divey but not staph infection divey. It's either got a gross name, or an ironically fancy one. Possibly both.
Britta: Oh, The Ball Toom. Good.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Conspiracy Theories and Soft Defenses"
Jeff: I'm proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.
Abed: It's good.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff [to Annie]: You even work too hard at passive-aggression.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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