Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 10: "Intro to Knots"
Britta: So you just left your section blank.
Jeff: No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to "War (What Is It Good For)."
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: It's Macallan 18. I like to serve it neat, if that's okay with you.
Professor Cornwallis: What, in America? Don't you mix it with cherry pop or Monterey Jack cheese?
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: You ruined Christmas dinner so that you could be crowned the smartest person at the dumbest school?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Intro to Felt Surrogacy"
Jeff: So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Herstory of Dance"
Jeff: As someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: Hey Britta, where's Sophie B.? Is she backstage, drinking Zima and counting out Beanie Babies?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "Advanced Documentary Filmmaking"
Jeff: I'm gonna go get a sandwich, which, unlike "changnesia," is real.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations"
Jeff: I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting...and there is no one at the other end.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
William: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Jeff: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
William: Wouldn't want one. No apologies.
Jeff: Wouldn't accept one.
• Rating: Unrated
Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
• Rating: Unrated
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