Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 20: "Digital Estate Planning"
Jeff: A 100 year old man spent 30 years creating a video game? This I have to see.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "Introduction to Finality"
Jeff: Helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Curriculum Unavailable"
Jeff: Abed won't go to any kind of doctor on his own. Last year we caught him trying to remove his own tonsils.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Course Listing Unavailable"
Jeff: Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord with an army of prepubescent thugs. He as living in the school's airvent system with a monkey!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff [to Britta]: You seemed smarter to me when I met you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 17: "Basic Lupine Urology"
Dean Pelton: I'm inclined to agree with the man in uniform.
Jeff: Shocker.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virtual Systems Analysis"
Jeff: Maybe after a long dark night, the sun is starting to rise at Greendale.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "Origins of Vampire Mythology"
Jeff: I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?
• Rating: Unrated
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