Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 9)
Season 2, Episode 20: "Competitive Wine Tasting"
Pierce: Who is the dumpling with the nice Asian pair?
Jeff: I think that's the first time sexism has made me hungry.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: I'd like to offer my sincere congratulations. It's hard enough to find people you can stand in this life, let alone someone willing to stomach your imminent dementia and present incontinence.
Pierce: Thank you, Jeff. I just hope she can satisfy me. I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom.
Jeff: Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: It's got to be better than wine tasting with Pierce. He refused to drink Pinot Noir because he thought it was French for "black penis."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "Critical Film Studies"
Jeff: You know who has real conversations? Ants. They talk by vomiting chemicals in each other's mouths. They get right down to brass tacks
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: I like your sweater. Did it come with a golden retriever?
• Rating: Unrated
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.
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Season 2, Episode 18: "Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy"
Troy: We like him a lot, so you're not allowed to bone him.
Jeff: You realize she's definitely gonna bone him now, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Political Developments & Uncivil Disobedience"
Jeff: Don't kid a lawyer.
Annie: Well if I see one, I won't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: I'm sorry Annie. I'm not the worker-bee type. I'm more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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