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Jeff Winger Quotes (Page 9)

Abed: Everyone be perfectly sincere. Humbugs are attracted to sarcasm.
Jeff: Wow. Somewhere out there Tim Burton just got a boner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: If I can find the meaning of Christmas, everything will go back to normal.
Jeff: Asterisk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, and I just found out you guys are just as dumb as me.
Britta: Da doi.
Jeff: Yeah. Da doi.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jeff: There's a place at Third and Water. It's fun, divey but not staph infection divey. It's either got a gross name, or an ironically fancy one. Possibly both.
Britta: Oh, The Ball Toom. Good.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jeff: I'm proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.
Abed: It's good.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff [to Annie]: You even work too hard at passive-aggression.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jeff: Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: That is gonna be the worst book I ever read cover to cover.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Annie, relax.
Britta: No you relax Jeff! Or are you afraid that if you do, my pen will fall out?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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