Dear prudence what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.


Is that your marine? He's way out of your league. I want one.


Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut.


You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?

Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.

Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.

Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.

Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.

Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.

By all appearances without her cray on display I was picking up the slack.

Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.