Are you a TV Fanatic?
Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized television news for free!
You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?
Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?
Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.
- Permalink: That son of a bitch.
Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.
- Permalink: Wow, what an astute observation.
Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.
Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.
Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.
- Permalink: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.
By all appearances without her cray on display I was picking up the slack.
Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.
- Permalink: Trust me, I know what I’m doing ...
Jenna: Thank you for being my hero.
Matty: It’s all I ever wanted to be.
- Permalink: It’s all I ever wanted to be.
Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.
- Permalink: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.
Matty: That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: If I can you can.
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: Why not?
Jenna: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.
- Permalink: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.