Dear prudence what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.

Tamara

Is that your marine? He's way out of your league. I want one.

Julie

Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut.

Valerie

You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?

Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.

Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.

Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.

Luke had come to meet the adults in my life. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by children.

Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.

By all appearances without her cray on display I was picking up the slack.

Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.