Jenna Hamilton Quotes
Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.
Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.
Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.
Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?
Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.
There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.
I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.
In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.
Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.
As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.
For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.
