Jenna Maroney Quotes
Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?
You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.
Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.
Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.
His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.
I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.
Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.
Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.
Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.
Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.
The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.
