Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.

Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?

You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.

Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Oh, I'm not worried because I have something the other actors don't.
Liz: Don't say your sexuality.
Jenna: My sexuality.
Liz: Oh, god, Jenna! When has that ever worked?
Jenna: When has it not worked?!

Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?