30 Rock

Jenna Maroney Quotes (Page 5)

Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.
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Jenna: What were you even doing at that bachelor party?
Liz: Derek thought I was a guy and I didn't want to ruin what was happening between us.
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Jenna: It's like I'm in a cage, and not the fun kind where you dance while USC football recruits throw hot coins at you.
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Jenna: If PETA doesn't love you or hate you, you're a nobody, like a soldier or a teacher.
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Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
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Jenna: Imagine what the internet would do with this. Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man and inbred virgin...again!?!?
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Jenna: Picking a lock is like riding a bike...they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons equipment room.
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Jenna: You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheik.
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Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
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Jenna: Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?
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