Kenneth: I'm afraid I have bad news.
Jenna: Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.

Emma that was pretty good. You were trying to get me to commit suicide, right?

You don't have a little rat face, you opposite of a turd with eyes.

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

Oh I've taken action. It dries your mouth out, but the sex is amazing.

Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.

The only thing I want latched to my fun bags are celebrity djs.

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack