Jenna: I don't know if you saw the crawl on the TV Guide Channel, but I've agreed to star in a sexy supernatural thriller, in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenna: This is actually a werewolf picture that for tax purposes is shooting in Iceland.
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Jenna: This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!
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Jenna: Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.
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Jenna: It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
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Jenna: Oh for God's sake, what is this, Third Watch?
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Jenna: I called 911. They wouldn't even connect with their celebrity service.
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Jack: Jenna, Sheinhardt-Universal does not want to release the picture.
Jenna: And how will that affect my Oscar chances?
Jack: Adversely.
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Jenna: Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one; it's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
Jack: No, Jenna, I want you on the PR warpath. If there's a red carpet, I want you on it talking up the movie, starting Monday.
Jenna: The Kid's Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symoné for one day, but she knows what she did.
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Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.
Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first!
Jack: No. No, no, no, no. Tupac Shakur, the rapper. He sold ten times more albums when he was dead than when he was alive; that's what we're going to do with this movie.
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