Stefan: New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.
Caroline: I like that rule.

Stefan: If you think this is a crazy plan, now's the time to speak up.
Caroline: Is there any version of this plan where you're not worried about me?
Stefan: Probably not.

Pick a side, Enzo. Us or them.

So, you're not technically avoiding, you're just waiting for Damon to raise the dead. Okay.

Matt: Car, I've literally never seen you puke before.
Caroline: That is because I'm polite, not pregnant.

Caroline: I didn't believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there was that whole part with the doctor and the ultrasound so...yeah.

Bonnie: 'Hey, Stefan! Did I mention Bonnie saw me mix a blood bag with a jar of mayonnaise at 2 o’clock in the morning?'
Caroline: Okay, one, that was marshmallow fluff. And two, I’m feeding for three now, so I get cravings.

Hi, mom. I just realized that this is going to be my first Christmas without you. That sucks. I still got you something, two somethings, actually. I will spare you the details of how because honestly I’m sick of talking about it. But it’s happening. I’m pregnant. I used to picture us having this conversation. It looked different. Obviously. I was a human carrying my own children and you…were alive. I know they’re not mine, but they’re still my responsibility, you know, and I want to…I have to do this right. And I have no idea what I’m doing and all I want to do is just sit on our kitchen counter while you burn our dinner and ask you a million questions. God, I miss you.

You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.

Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.

What are we supposed to tell the teacher? 'Sorry Miss Patty. We missed rehearsal because we were off slaughtering vampires!'

He’s Damon. Like a cockroach. Always survives.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.