That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my phone calls. So I'm deferring from sleeping with him ever again.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?
Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped serial killer and went straight to vampire.

You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out.

I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?

[to Damon] You manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Why did Katherine do this to me?

I'm a m-m-murderer. I'm a monster!

Katherine: I just needed a place to crash.
Caroline: What? I loathe you!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.