You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

Jenna

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

I got the other brother. Hope you don't mind.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena