You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

Jenna

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

I got the other brother. Hope you don't mind.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon