You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

Jenna

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

I got the other brother. Hope you don't mind.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon