Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

I don't want you to be alone.

There's a reason it's called a curse, Tyler.

I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!

He's a bit of a blood-aholic.

With any luck, you'll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon