Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out.

I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?

Why did Katherine do this to me?

I'm a m-m-murderer. I'm a monster!

[to Damon] You manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo