Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

Why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on my day?

Caroline: Do you think Matt's going to be okay?
Tyler: I am kissing you and you are wondering about your ex-boyfriend?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.

If my own father, who I love dearly, can't change me. No one can change Damon.

Caroline: Why are you trying to fix me?
Caroline's father: So I don't need to kill you.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.