Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

Unlike some other people, I don't sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.

Vampire disposal? Not my strong suit.

I miss well-adjusted Stefan.

I'm gonna take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe you can be saved.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

No one is better off without their parents.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.