Caroline: I have a real crisis on my hands: Elena stole my prom dress!

If you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.

My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

People who do terrible things are just terrible people.

Caroline: Feeding on the competition, hello did you not hear what Damon told you?
Elena: I did but who cares? I'll do whatever I want.

It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.

You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you

If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.

Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.

Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.