Caroline Forbes Quotes
Caroline: Feeding on the competition, hello did you not hear what Damon told you?
Elena: I did but who cares? I'll do whatever I want.
It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.
You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you
If I'm gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.
Is this you in crisis mode? Because it's a lot more subtle than mine.
Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.
Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.
You weren't supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused, newbie vampire heart.
You should write a book. Go on The View.
Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.
I need to go sanitize my mouth.