The Vampire Diaries

Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CW
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Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

Why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on my day?

Caroline: Do you think Matt's going to be okay?
Tyler: I am kissing you and you are wondering about your ex-boyfriend?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.