I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

Unlike some other people, I don't sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.

Vampire disposal? Not my strong suit.

I miss well-adjusted Stefan.

I'm gonna take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe you can be saved.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

No one is better off without their parents.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon