You should write a book. Go on The View.

Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.

I need to go sanitize my mouth.

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid-vampire sex.

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.

Want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep.

Since when does sire bond equal mover slave?

It doesn't matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.

I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!

Elena: I didn't tell you that so you could torture me about it.
Caroline: What are friends for?

Caroline: We are gonna do this an actual bed, right?
Tyler: Yes. Once I know how to deal with Klaus.
Caroline: Tell him to suck it.

Unlike some other people, I don't sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]