Vampire disposal? Not my strong suit.

I miss well-adjusted Stefan.

I'm gonna take a page from the Elena Gilbert handbook and choose to believe you can be saved.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Why do I always have to be Klaus bait?

Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

No one is better off without their parents.

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Enzo

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon