Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn't get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her son.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

Why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on my day?

Caroline: Do you think Matt's going to be okay?
Tyler: I am kissing you and you are wondering about your ex-boyfriend?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon