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Jenny: I thought I could change and I didn't. So I think the best thing for me to do is go. And stay gone.
Blair: Thanksgiving without Jenny Humphrey. What fun would that be?

Blair: Are you willing to go double agent? Help me bring Juliet down?
Jenny: I wish I could. But you were right in banishing me.

Blair: How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your ass before you get the message? I don't want you here.
Jenny: The girl on Gossip Girl's blast isn't Serena.
Blair: What?
Jenny: It's Juliet.

Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey.
Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.
Dan: It's what Blair and Chuck would have done.

Jenny: Blair, I'm just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he'll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.
Blair: Parsons is still in Manhattan is it not?
Jenny: Lower Manhattan. It's 100 blocks away from the Upper East Side.
Blair: Semantics!

[to Nate] I get it, you and I are friends, you love Serena.

Chuck: If you want to leave, now is the time.
Jenny: You're not kicking me out?
Chuck: Some of them don't get the choice.
Jenny: I don't want to be alone.
Chuck: Neither do I.

I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.

Really? That's it?

Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.

Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

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Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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