Alaric: Granted, being a vampire hunter doesn't lend itself to a healthy social life.
Jeremy: Yeah, turns out a social life isn't as much fun as kicking vampire ass.

Jeremy: I can't leave now, no way. Not with the sheriff sick and Enzo on a rampage. It's not the right time.
Elena: No kidding because the right time was a couple of eyars ago. Enzo could have killed you today and the other day Liv threw you across a room. And let's not forget the time that you actually died.
Alaric: She's right. Time to get the hell out of here.
Elena: You deserve a normal life, Jer. You deserve the life of a kid whose only baggage is that he lost his parents.

Elena: Our lives are so weird.
Jeremy: That's the understatement of the century.

Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.

If I can get through to her we save Bonnie's life. If not? At least I'll be with her when she dies.

My problem is that everyone thinks I shouldn't have one!

I did my part. She's definitely not hiding in the Salvatore's liquor cabinet.

Elena: Jeremy why would you even risk it?
Jeremy: Because she looks good in a bikini.

Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.

One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."

Liv: She run away from home?
Jeremy: No. She's been possessed by her evil doppleganger.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon