Favorite Jeremy Gilbert Quotes
Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.
I don't take orders from you, dick.
Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.
Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really hot and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?
Art implies culture and culture implies... not you.
Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.
Why does everyone have to die on me?
Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.
Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.
Jeremy [to Tyler]: If you hurt Vicki one more time, I swear to God: I will kill you.
Damon: You came here to kill me?
Jeremy: Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.
How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."
