New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Jess Day Quotes
Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?
Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?
I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the sun king. I think about that all the time.
What's going on? Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?
Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!
You've all thought about me while self-completing!?
Actually, I don't trust what "cool" means to all of you, so how about just " be normal".
Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.
Sarah: Do you and my Dad ever dry-lump?
Jess: Uhhh..
Sarah: Have you ever done a 99?
Jess: I think that's a tax form?
Sarah: Have you ever given anyone a plow job?
Jess: I don't know....do you want to learn how to play Bridge?
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Paul: Now I know what Bill Clinton feels like!
Jess: Now I know what Monica Lewinsky feels like!
Paul: I'm sorry I made you feel like Monica Lewinsky!
Do you remember when you got yourself off to An Inconvenient Truth? Or dressed up as Shia LaBeouf from Wall Street 2? Or said that jazz music was America's greatest mistake?
