Jess Day Quotes (Page 4)
Season 2, Episode 11: "Santa"
Jess: I don't know the words!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Bathtub"
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Eggs"
Jess: You care about burritos more than my children?
Nick: You're putting me in a tough spot right now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: What's the secret?
Sadie: It's about love, understanding and two sets of boobs!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Parents"
Jess: I just want to warn you guys that my mom's a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she's perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn't have my dark side. I got that from my dad.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 7: "Menzies"
Jess: Now, if you'll excuse me gentleman, I'm going to go get a job — like it's my...
Schmidt: Job?
Jess: SHUT UP!
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Jess: If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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