I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.

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• Added: February 26, 2013

Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.

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• Added: February 26, 2013

If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.

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• Added: February 18, 2013

Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.

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• Added: February 18, 2013

Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!

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• Added: February 18, 2013

Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?

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• Added: February 06, 2013

I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!

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• Added: February 06, 2013

It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.

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• Added: February 06, 2013

I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.

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• Added: February 06, 2013

What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.

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• Added: January 29, 2013

Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.

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• Added: January 29, 2013

Nick, I need you.

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• Added: January 29, 2013