Jess Day Quotes
I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
Jess: Nick kissed me?
I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!
It was firm but tender. I saw through space and time for a moment, but that's not the point.
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me.
What is the big deal? Let's just suck it up and French a little.
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Nick, I need you.