Oh hey, I see you haven't back off on the self tanner.

You're pussying out on this whole thing. The thing that we're all trying to do which is make it work regardless of location, right where we are.

You can't go to Connecticut. You will die there.

BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.

I learned a lot of great communications games in rehab.

Oh that's amazing. It's really hard for a jew to gain respect in sports.

This is a space cigarette invited by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.

Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn't have to hang out with me?

I feel like Laura might be gay. Hear me out Laura, you hated having sex with your boyfriend even though he played hockey. And, and your vest.

Just how awkward it is watching everyone trying to get it up for each other.

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I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.


I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.