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BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.

I learned a lot of great communications games in rehab.

Oh that's amazing. It's really hard for a jew to gain respect in sports.

This is a space cigarette invited by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.

Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn't have to hang out with me?

I feel like Laura might be gay. Hear me out Laura, you hated having sex with your boyfriend even though he played hockey. And, and your vest.

Just how awkward it is watching everyone trying to get it up for each other.

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