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BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.

I learned a lot of great communications games in rehab.

Oh that's amazing. It's really hard for a jew to gain respect in sports.

This is a space cigarette invited by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.

Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn't have to hang out with me?

I feel like Laura might be gay. Hear me out Laura, you hated having sex with your boyfriend even though he played hockey. And, and your vest.

Just how awkward it is watching everyone trying to get it up for each other.

You really had no idea that this wasn't supposed to be a sexcapade?

These women should be really proud because in a way it's the most noble thing you can do. Help a boy find his sexuality, help a boy become a man, you know?

This book doesn't matter, that's the first thing you need to know. It's not gonna matter to the people who read it or to you.

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I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah
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