I feel like Laura might be gay. Hear me out Laura, you hated having sex with your boyfriend even though he played hockey. And, and your vest.

Just how awkward it is watching everyone trying to get it up for each other.

You really had no idea that this wasn't supposed to be a sexcapade?

These women should be really proud because in a way it's the most noble thing you can do. Help a boy find his sexuality, help a boy become a man, you know?

This book doesn't matter, that's the first thing you need to know. It's not gonna matter to the people who read it or to you.

Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.

All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.

I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them.

You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

It feels like an epic fuckfest with a ghost.

Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.

I'll be your crack spirit guide.

Girls Quotes

Marnie: I want you. I know I'm a mess, but I want you. I want to see you every morning. I want to make you a snack every night. And I eventually want to have your little brown babies and eventually I want to watch you die.
Charlie: That's all I wanted to hear.
Marnie: Is it?
Charlie: I love you. Maybe I'm an idiot for it. But I always have. Everything good that I try and do I do because of you and I try and get away but I just keep coming back. And that's because I love you.

If you died the world would blur. I wouldn’t know what a tree was.

Adam