Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn't have to hang out with me?

I feel like Laura might be gay. Hear me out Laura, you hated having sex with your boyfriend even though he played hockey. And, and your vest.

Just how awkward it is watching everyone trying to get it up for each other.

You really had no idea that this wasn't supposed to be a sexcapade?

These women should be really proud because in a way it's the most noble thing you can do. Help a boy find his sexuality, help a boy become a man, you know?

This book doesn't matter, that's the first thing you need to know. It's not gonna matter to the people who read it or to you.

Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.

All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.

I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them.

You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

It feels like an epic fuckfest with a ghost.

Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.

Girls Quotes

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah

Y'know, people hate me. I'm a hateable kind of person. I don't know why, I can't help it, maybe it's because I have a big ass and good hair but I know, I know that I have principles and one thing I don't do is steal people's boyfriends. But you ruin that. Don't you see that?! I'll never forgive you. I will NEVER forgive you for that. We could die in the same bed and I will never forgive you.

Jessa