Jesse Porter Quotes
Season 6, Episode 16: "Odd Man Out"
Jesse: We all have things we have to leave behind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Best Laid Plans"
Jesse: Hey Schmidt. You know what I was just thinking about? Remember that one time we saved our life?
Calvin: Oh yeah I do. It doesn't count when you were the guys who almost got me killed.
• Rating: Unrated
Fiona: Sam you brilliant Son of a Bitch.
Michael: [stares]
Jesse: [stares]
Fiona: I'll never admit I said that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jesse: Looks like the mystery box took a few bullets. Actually it took a lot of bullets.
Calvin: Good job Super Friends. Destroyed. It's destroyed.
Sam: You got to be kidding me. Mike this is bad. This thing was our ticket out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 14: "Down & Out"
Jesse: Why don't you run your business from here?
Calvin: Oh so suddenly you're an expert on run my business Sinead O'hansome?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Over the Line"
Jesse: They got all the King's horses and all the Kings men surrounding that hotel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 7: "Reunion"
Sam: Don't sweat it. We'll work together like Butch and Sundance, right kid?
Evan: Who's that?
Sam: [blank stare]
Jesse: In one minute the power to those cameras goes out. You two are doing the 100 yard dash. Stretch out those hammys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Split Decision"
Sam: Hey if you want you can babysit Rebecca and I go with Nate.
Jesse: No, No. Thank you bring-on the ex-con.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "Fail Safe"
Reed: I'll buy the drinks
Jesse: Then you can definitely sit your ass down!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Acceptable Loss"
Jesse: You know that Porche was a lease right?
Sam: Well, you still got the money you can buy another one.. come on I'll give you a ride home.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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