Jesse Porter Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 18: "Fail Safe"
Reed: I'll buy the drinks
Jesse: Then you can definitely sit your ass down!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Acceptable Loss"
Jesse: You know that Porche was a lease right?
Sam: Well, you still got the money you can buy another one.. come on I'll give you a ride home.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Think you can use Fi and Sam on this one; I have to go to Tampa
Jesse: Tell Vaughn I said hi.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 16: "Depth Perception"
Fiona: Probably best if they think he's already dead.
Jesse: I like it!
George: I don't like it!
Jesse: Well you don't get a vote big guy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "Necessary Evil"
Jesse: So they want you to go in?
Michael: Not me, you guys.
Jesse: Ok, kind of buried the lead there Michael.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "Breaking Point"
Michael: We will sneak in, do the demonstration, and sneak out.
Jesse: That's crazy.
Fiona: Doesn't mean it won't work.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "Damned If You Do"
Jesse: Pleasure doing business with you son's-a-bitches, see ya later.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Better Halves"
Sam: So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?
Jesse: I dunno, but I would have more fun if Tavian would show up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jesse: So Michael and Fi get to sit back and drink Mojitos and we get to set a trap for an international killer. Sweet!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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