Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.

Man up city boy.

(to Hank about Emily) I knew you were seeing her, but I didn't like me seeing her.

Evan: Dude! (about to high five Hank)
Jill: Don't even think about it.

Hank: What's going on?
Jill: They're filming a realty TV show. Apparently all you need is a camera and people with no shame.

Hank: We're good friends...
Jill: We used to be more than that Hanky Panky.

Hank, I don't play for fun, I play to win.

Divya: I'm engaged.
Jill: I didn't say anything.
Divya: I just crashed.

Divya: Have fun with your Cabernet.
Jill: I will. Have fun with your hot documentarian.

Hank: Hey I wanted to talk to you about Emily.
Jill: Do you really want to talk about it or do you feel obligated? Because you're not. We're cool.

Divya: What is that? POE?
Hank: Property of Evan -
Jill: No, I was thinking someone else.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan