Favorite Jim Halpert Quotes
Michael: Tube city. You owe me one.
Jim: [interview] Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles I picked was Michael's idea of running plastic tubes all over the office with hamsters inside of them. He called it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one.
Jim: You can't yell out "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.
Michael: Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!
Michael: Do you understand you forced my hand.
Michael: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim: I did. It was inconclusive.
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
Jim: Um, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's updog?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.
Toby: Hey Jim!
Jim: Not now Toby! My God!
Michael: Get the hell out of here, idiot.
Toby: [walking away] What did I do?
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone.
Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.