Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 38)
Season 2, Episode 17: "Dwight's Speech"
Jim: Dwight, The key to being a good public speaker is waving your arms in the air and pounding your fists on the table. A lot.
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Jim: Dwight, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Dwight: I CAN travel anywhere, except Cuba, and I WILL travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and I will hike Mount Doom.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Valentine's Day"
Jim: What's up Kelly?
Kelly: Nothing, except Oh! Last night Ryan and I finally hooked up!
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Dwight: What's this on my desk?
Jim: It's a box.
Dwight: But who left it here... and to what purpose?
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Season 2, Episode 15: "Boys & Girls"
Jim: You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roy: I'm glad she has a friend at work that she can get through the day with. That way she's not all, "blah blah blah" when she gets home.
Jim: Yeah, I like talking to her too.
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Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
Jim: Thanks for the heads up, Kev.
Kevin: I got your back if he does. [pauses] But try to stay out of it.
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Dwight: It's a terrible idea.
Jim: What is?
Dwight: Them in there all together. They stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
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Season 2, Episode 14: "The Carpet"
Jim: What do you think of Kelly?
Ryan: I don't know. It depends if you like a little junk in the... [sees camera] She's really cool.
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Season 2, Episode 13: "The Secret"
Pam: Did you find anything good in your desk?
Jim: Uh... a coupon for a free sandwich.
Pam: Score.
Jim: It expired in August. And, my cell phone charger from two years ago.
Pam: Big day.
Jim: Big day.
• Rating: Unrated
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