Mad Men
Sundays 10:00 PM on AMCPopular Joan Holloway Quotes
Peggy, this is isn't China. There's no money in virginity.
Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
I said congratulations, didn't I? Although, sometimes when people get what they want they realize how limited their goals were.
Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.
You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.
One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.
That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.
Roger: No one else is saying the right thing about this.
Joan: You're really upset.
Roger: What's that about?
Joan: Because there's nothing funny about this.
Joan: Not very subtle are they?
Takahashi: No, they are not.
Joan: I don't like sitting at my desk and looking into a garbage dump.
Joey: Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!
Roger, if you had your way, I would be stranded in some paperweight with my legs stuck in the air.
