Season 1, Episode 3: "Pink Poison"
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
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[about meeting Victory's friends]
Joe: I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.
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Season 1, Episode 2: "Nothing Sacred"
Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?
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Joe: Boring, what about dinner?
Victory: In what zip code?
Joe: yours. I'll pick you up around 7, wearing something that comes off easily.
Victory [hangs up]: He's the devil.
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Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for meJoe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
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Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
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Joe: You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.
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Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.
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Total Quotes: 38
