No, I don't want to see a marriage counselor because the marriage is not the problem, the problem is you.

How could you do that to me? How could you do that to me? I would never have walked into your office with Leon Dengraff and treated him that way. I never wold have done that to him. I never would have done that to him. I never would have treated him that way and I never would have treat you that way. That could have cost me my job Julia.

Joel: Julia, I am working right now, and I will see you whenever I get home.
Julia: Well, I'll see you whenever that is.

I will be there for my son.

Julia: I didn't come here to talk.
Joel: No you didn't. Ah. Wow. This is a first.
Julia: I mean, if you don't have time...
Joel: Oh no. I have time.

Julia: That's rude, though. Someone is ringing your doorbell, you answer the door.
Joel: You never answer the door.

Crosby: Are ya feelin' good?
Joel: Yeah
Crosby: Yeah? Nice.
Joel: Well, I'm drunk.
Crosby: Oh you are?! I could have never... It's imperceptible.

Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.

We made a plan with his teacher that we were gonna to find him tutoring, we were gonna take a month and then we were gonna reevaluate. And that's what we're do. If you don't like it, talk to Ed. I'm goin' for a walk.

Were we even in the same conversation? You want to know what I heard? I heard a teacher telling us that we had a good kid. Can you take your finger off the nuclear launch button now?

Julia: You know, I've only ever had the one job since grad school. I put all my eggs in one basket, and now that Leon is being vindictive, I'm screwed. And he deserves to be, because I messed up. He has every
right...
Joel: Honey, you didn't screw up, you chose your children over your work.
Julia: Thank you, but that is revisionist, I got overwhelmed and I screwed up.

Joel: I'm just excited about the possibility of working with you.
Pete: Woah - slow down Speed Racer, we're not there yet.

Parenthood Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes