Popular John Cooper Quotes
This is a front row seat to the greatest show on earth.
You're a cop because you don't know how not to be one. If you feel that way, you're a cop. If you don't, you're not. You decide.
You're watching way too much TV, dude.
I doubt that Ritchie Rich. You've got 90210 written all over your face.
Ben Sherman: You know who my father is, right?
John Cooper: Scum bag defense lawyer Ben Sherman.
John Cooper: What the hell are you doing? People become cops for two reasons, alright. They need the paycheck or they like to carry a big gun and tell people what to do. Now you, you surely don't need the money. I don't think you're a freak. So what the hell are you doing here?
Ben Sherman: I'm a cop, same as you're a cop.
Chickie: I dealt with it for five years, you can't take it for four hours.
John: When he was drunk, he was funny. If I've gotta hear one more thing about AA, I'm going bring back the Daryl Gates chokehold myself.
Little boot's growing up.
Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.
Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.
You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.
It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.
