John Cooper Quotes
Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.
The ones with the wedding bands are always the worst ones.
People punching each other because they're hot and sweaty. Classy.
Jerry: We have a permit.
Cooper: To be a dip shit?
You've got a learn to fish, Steel. That one, you throw back.
It's the rent we pay for our room on this planet.
Are you serious? This kid already gets an A in assh*le and he's not even out of puberty.
You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that's got to suck, right?
You slammed him up against his car for losing his keys.
You're not doing anything to dispel the Asian driver stereotype.
Do I think my partner should have tackled her? No. She should have shot her.
Sometimes it feels like we're the only ones out here who aren't allowed to be idiots.
