Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 10)

Drama: Lhasa Apsos are very finicky dogs. And finicky dogs have finicky owners. And finicky owners wait two weeks before they even give you a tug
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Drama: F**king Arnold. I got blue balls so bad, my d**k feels like it's gonna break off
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Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves.
Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
Eric: You're a regular f**king felony, Drama
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Drama: True dog people know that a Rott's tough exterior is merely a protective shell that hides a wealth of sensitivity they have within
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[standing in front of his Five Towns billboard...]
Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
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Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
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Eric: What the f**k is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all.
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Vince: Remember ninth grade? You surprised me at Friendly's. That was awesome.
Drama: Yeah it was. And I got jerked off by the girl who made the fribbles
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Turtle: Maybe I could lose the floral arrangements for four grand.
Drama: No no no, nothing gets a girl wet like a calla-lily centerpiece
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Turtle: I guess you've had a lot of practice, considering how many times you've been dropped [from an Agency]
Drama: Never officially dropped, Turtle. Although one did move without telling me
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