Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 11)

Drama: Because he's Ari and he's a dirty sweaty scumbag, but he's good
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Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle
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Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend, until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm sayin?
Vince: No, I don't.
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Drama: This is every agency card any of us have been handed over the past five years.
Eric: You saved them all?
Drama: Yeah, like there's something weird about that?!
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Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
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Drama: Didn't even offer us a drink. That's a zero for service.
Turtle: But still, I'll give em a ten for amenities if she let me service that ass
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Drama: The guy doesn't even bother to call you?
Turtle: I'd say that's a substantial point loss in the service area.
Drama: Forget about points, Turtle, that earns Left a bitch slap
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Drama: I don't need this s**t.
Turtle: Easy Drama, I'm just playing.
Drama: Yo, play with someone who doesn't have a two page monologue
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Bunky: I didn't know I was gonna get insulted by the dude from "Viking Quest."
Drama: You watch "Viking Quest?"
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Drama: But did Saigon tell you he's got papers with Turtle that was drafted by the law firm of Zyman, Weintraub and three other Jewish names I have since forgotten
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