Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 12)

Hotel Clerk: I don't see anything under the name Saigon.
Drama: He's a black man about yah high, probably carrying a Glock. Do you guys have a metal detector here?
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Drama: My second time coming to this neighborhood without my nunchucks. I'm an not happy.
Turtle: Oh, you're not happy? I got fourty grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills
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Turtle: You know what, I don't think I'm gonna be needing that anymore, Vin.
Drama: What about parking?
Turtle: Maybe a 20?
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Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you
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Drama: I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day.
Ken The Masseur: Really?
Drama: Oh yeah. I'll double your rate 'cause I don't want these hands touching anyone but me
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Drama: Wait till you see me after a shower, I am going to sparkle like the Fourth of July
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Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body
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Eric: You brought your own robe?
Drama: Why wouldn't I?
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Drama: How relaxed do I look?
Turtle: You look like you died in 1983
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Drama: You know Eddie Burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." True story...but I took a TV show instead.
Turtle: Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Show Diary?"
Drama: No that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling.
Turtle: Nice choice
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