Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 14)
Season 3, Episode 6: "Three's Company"
Turtle: The girl was cold.
Drama: Ice Cold
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Crash and Burn"
Eric: So we're gonna take all these to the studio?
Vince: Unless you think we're gonna look like schmucks driving the same car.
Drama: No. We'd be schmucks in Jettas. In Aston Martin's we look good. And independently wealthy
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: Every small boy has a dream. For some that dream is to soar to the heavens as an astronaut. For others, it's to step onto a broadway...
Ari: All right. I'll rep you
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "Guys and Doll"
Drama [while sniffing wine]: I get toffee, mocha and a hint of terra firma.
Eric: Terra firma is dirt, Drama.
Drama: Yeah, well, wine comes from dirt, E
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Dominated"
Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: Do you smell something?
Turtle: Is that sausage?
Drama: No, that's gourmet kielbasa, it's been aging for three days. I was going to surprise you guys. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "One Day in the Valley"
Drama: Vince, you know my policy... except for work, I only go to the valley November through March. And even then, only the "Sushi Row"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Aquamom"
Drama: Every girl I've given a ticket to has been at least an 8.
Eric: What do you rate Drama? I'm just curious.
Drama: Blow me, E
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: You could use the exercise anyway, fatboy.
Turtle: Yeah, why don't you race me up you 50 year old cocksucker!
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: You're telling me I couldn't be repped at this s**thole?
Turtle: You've been repped at bigger s**tholes
• Rating: Unrated
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