Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 21)
Season 1, Episode 9: "Aquamansion"
Turtle: You sat at Hugh Hefner's table?
Drama: Yeah, during the Melrose years.
Eric: Don't you mean the Melrose months Drama?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "My Maserati Does 185"
Drama: Can I ask you a question?
Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama: Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way
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Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was because I'm your manager.
Turtle: So? Do you know how much p***y I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails?
Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town"
Drama: Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month anyway?
Eric: Yeah, when do you cycle, Drama?
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: Three months without p***y, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again.
Vince: Yeah, why do you think he's calling?
Drama: It's like the guy's got his hymen restored
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: You got a smoking hot assistant!
Adam: (motions to Drama) And it's all because of this guy.
Drama: Really?
Adam: No, I'm kidding.
• Rating: Unrated
Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
• Rating: Unrated
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