Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 22)
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town"
Eric: Why's it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway?
Drama: Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel, either. Except on Fairfax.
Vince: What, Johnny, there's different water on Fairfax?
Drama: Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Burl Park.
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Drama: It's a well known fact that a girl on her period is much hornier.
Turtle: And there's no need for a raincoat!
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Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without p***y?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
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Drama: So, she wouldn't even blow you?
Turtle: Or give you a nice tug?
Drama: That's bulls**t!
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Drama: Had I shown up, and Kristen was missing a leg, I still would have taken care of business
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Season 1, Episode 8: "New York"
Johnny Drama: [to the producer] You look familiar.
Audition Producer: You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.
Johnny Drama: Oh yeah yeah, how did that go?
Audition Producer: [pauses, doesn't really know what to say] You know...
Johnny Drama: Yeah, you can't book 'em all.
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Drama: Everybody knows the best whores in the country are in Vancouver.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "The Scene"
Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "Busey and the Beach"
Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three
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Davies: It's not gonna be easy to get you back in the game.
Drama: Back in the game?... I am the f**king game pal!
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