Entourage

Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 5)

Drama: Slaon is all powerful... she stops him from getting p***y and won't give him any
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Sloan: I have your pairings here, I hope you're not bummed. It was difficult. I placed Vincent and Johnny together.
Drama: Why wouldn't you!?
Sloan: With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg...
Ari: Gee, who's the ugliest person on that foursome? Think fast
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Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie
Drama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie
Turtle: Johnny's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie
Drama: I only have one Razzie, asshole
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Drama: Pussy can smell other p***y and they have to pounce on it. That's why when you're on a hot streak you go to press it. Just like in blackjack.
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Ronnie: He's a degenerate gambler.
Drama: So why would I want to invest with him?
Ronnie: He's in the program now!
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Drama: I'll give you tips on how to audition, bro.
Turtle: He needs tips on how to successfully audition!
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Eric: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm going in blazing!
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Drama: There's the director.
Turtle: Should I just gun it and run him over?
Drama: Or should we take the slow and painful approach and piss in his OJ?
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Drama: Took the opportunity to inflict a little damage.
Turtle: What kind of damage?
Drama: The "number two" kind!
Turtle: You took a s**t in his trailer?
Drama: ...let's just say revenge is best served "a la commode."
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Drama: You gotta nip this in the bud. That's how a star marks his territory. Andrew Shue did the same thing to me on Melrose.
Vince: How'd you stop him?
Drama: I banged his girl!
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