Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 9: "Pie"
Drama: You know when he was doing "Rush," he stuck real needles in his arm to prep. That's what inspired me to do real coke when I did the Menendez brothers movie
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "Gotta Look Up to Get Down"
Drama: That whole world is deviants, bro. The dudes bang each other while the chicks watch, the chicks bang each other while more chicks watch...
Turtle: And yet nobody would let you watch anything!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama [to Eric referring to a tall model]: Well, that was quick. Either you couldn't close, or the sheer physics of the act was too overwhelming
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 6: "ReDOMption"
Drama [giving orders to Turtle]: I need half orange juice, half apple juice in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. And paper thin banana slices, about an eighth of an inch thick.
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: These aren't raisin bran raisins...these are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't f**k with my pallet!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Tree Trippers"
Turtle: Where's Arnold?
Drama: He's right there, I've been watching him.
Turtle: That's a rock! Are you kidding me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama: Just us men and our souls. And a bag of shrooms
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 3: "The All Out Fall Out"
Drama [about bankruptcy]: You're a better man than me, bro'. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.
Marvin: Maybe it's because you're fukcing ugly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Cannes Kids"
Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.
Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Day Fuckers"
Drama: Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass f**ked her
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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