Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes (Page 7)
Season 4, Episode 4: "Sorry, Harvey"
Drama: Even more thoughtful were the coffee's I brought over to the fire-house, when I went over to introduce myself.
Eric: Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping to slide up and down on their pole?
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken.
Mayor: Huh?
Drama: She might have balls your honor.
Mayor: What?
Drama: She's a he, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Drama: Shoes off Ari.
Ari: F**k you Drama
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: You are ruining this party, Drama.
Drama: By stopping two hundred people from s**tting on my toilet? I don't think I'm ruining anything.
Turtle: Who s**ts at a party?
Drama: Or they could just piss. What do drunk people do? They piss, and they miss
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: So, first party at the new place huh Drama?
Drama: Don't be ignorant! It's not a party it's a get together. A get together is less than a dozen people bro'.
Turtle: You don't be ignorant Drama 'cause this is definitely going to be a party.
Eric: Or simultaneous get togethers if it makes it easier to swallow
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Welcome to the Jungle"
Drama: Stephen Gaghan, I'd love to hear his words coming out of my mouth
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 20: "Adios Amigos"
Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say f**k it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out
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[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume
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