Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
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Drama: Freud says there are no accidents.
Eric: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
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Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
Vince: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
Drama: The guy never sent me those cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yank's bullpen while you're at it.
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Vince: What? Apologize? For Snuggling her?
Eric: For invading her space ... I don't know.
Drama: You're a sensitive guy E, it's kinda queer
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Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.
Eric: What the hell does that mean?
Drama: It's an avian flu reference
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Drama: No woman should ever joke about [a threesome]
Turtle: No, they should not. But either way, I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight
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Drama: Sloan and Tori want E to be the meat in their girl-girl sandwich
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Turtle: The girl was cold.
Drama: Ice Cold
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Eric: So we're gonna take all these to the studio?
Vince: Unless you think we're gonna look like schmucks driving the same car.
Drama: No. We'd be schmucks in Jettas. In Aston Martin's we look good. And independently wealthy
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Drama: Every small boy has a dream. For some that dream is to soar to the heavens as an astronaut. For others, it's to step onto a broadway...
Ari: All right. I'll rep you
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