Johnny "Drama" Chase
Quotes

Drama [while sniffing wine]: I get toffee, mocha and a hint of terra firma.
Eric: Terra firma is dirt, Drama.
Drama: Yeah, well, wine comes from dirt, E
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Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?
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Vince: Do you smell something?
Turtle: Is that sausage?
Drama: No, that's gourmet kielbasa, it's been aging for three days. I was going to surprise you guys. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
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Drama: Vince, you know my policy... except for work, I only go to the valley November through March. And even then, only the "Sushi Row"
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Drama: Every girl I've given a ticket to has been at least an 8.
Eric: What do you rate Drama? I'm just curious.
Drama: Blow me, E
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Drama: You could use the exercise anyway, fatboy.
Turtle: Yeah, why don't you race me up you 50 year old cocksucker!
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Drama: You're telling me I couldn't be repped at this s**thole?
Turtle: You've been repped at bigger s**tholes
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Drama: I begged Mom to come to my Viking Quest DVD release party. She said no! What could possibly get her to come to this?
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James Woods: You got five seconds to give me my f**king tickets! Five!
Drama: Or what? You're gonna huff and puff and blow the house down?
James Woods: How bout I'm gonna knock this f**king door down and come in there and shove your head up Turtle's ass! Give me my f**king tickets! You got five seconds! Five!
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Drama: I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
Turtle: I'm sure your still their least important client, Drama. Don't worry
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