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Johnny "Drama" Chase
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Season 1, Episode 2: "The Review"

Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin
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Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, f**k your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you
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Drama: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
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Drama: Shit, I got crazy p***y in high school and I was driving a moped.
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Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?
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Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of f**king lights.
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Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"

Turtle: Check out the picture, he's beautiful.
Drama: He's got a great body E. Look at those calves.
Eric: This isn't a guard dog, this is a f**king lawsuit
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Turtle: What are you so worried about?
Drama: This is my movie too.
Turtle: Oh, I forgot. Give us your line again.
Drama: Alright, alright. "I'm out of here motherf**kers!"
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Drama: We gotta go, ten year reunion baby!
Turtle: We? You weren't even in our class.
Drama: I hung out with a lot of those kids.
Eric: You didn't hang out with em, you sold em weed in the parkin lot. You were already like 40
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Turtle: At least they didn't f**k up your package.
Eric: What are you talking about? The posters a head shot.
Turtle: I'm just saying, s**t happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for "Heaven Can Wait" because his d**k looked too small in sweat pants.
Drama: Guy's smart, looks out for his image
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